Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Abdominable Snowman

911 dispatch centers around the Colorado area have recently reported a spike in distressed calls as of late over increased sightings of a rare redheaded species of snowman.

Witnesses have dubbed this mysterious red-headed creature the 'Abdominable Snowman'... on account of his most distinguishing feature.

Several survivors of a close encounter with the unidentified creature recount a harrowing description of the mountainous menace. Reports include a large multi-colored eye, removable feet attached to a strange object, a very low set of leg cloth (probably trousers of some sort or another confused), a very distinguishable set of abdominals, and an inexplicable emanating heat even in the coldest of temperatures...

Should any of you happen upon this 'snowman' while on the slopes, it is strongly advised to proceed with extreme caution neutral...

6 comments:

Dave said...

I'd sure risk the danger to get close to that specimen..

Eric said...

His latest victim is currently in the hospital after suffering from 'heat' exhaustion. I think he shared your sentiment ^_^

saint paul said...

it's good but i think it's not natural and not make sense
it's strange why you r shirtless in the snow mountain?

saint paul said...

sorry, i have my opinion

Anonymous said...

He's shirtless because he's hot...Hahaha, I mean how simply can that be put? Don't over analyze it...it just makes you look snooty.

Anonymous said...

Oh exuse me, who is that handsome guy on photos?